Avi's Patented Grease-Fire Burgers
Whoo-ah! Nothin' beats the Sunday-Night-alone-watching-Office-Space blues like grilling burgers. So I'm flipping those puppies over and over, since I've gotta burn off all that E. Coli juice that they got when they defrosted when our fridge stopped working. I flip two particularly greasy burgers, and the grill explodes into flame. Damn! I totally didn't remember what you are supposed to do. So I went with instinct. I flipped the burgers to the lower grill (not in flames), and started blowing the flames out. Kept blowing. And they went out.
Eh, it worked. Is that not what you're supposed to do?