Driss-A-Blog

I don't comment much on online dating profiles, but every so often I hit one or two unusual ones. Unfortunately, they're almost never the good unusual.

Personality wise, I think I can compare to Drew Barrymore.

Hate to break it to you, doll, but Drew Barrymore is an actress. Unless you're her friend, you're comparing yourself to her roles, and since I haven't seen her since 50 First Dates (gawd, that was bad), what is this supposed to mean? As a lead sentence, it just doesn't tempt me to read further.

Well to put in mildly, if you are intested in laughing and smiling all of the time you are definetly asking to date the correct candidate, I am a “tall” Happy go lucky type of young woman who enjoyes living life to the fullest extent at all times ( if possible). If you can help me perfect my golf swing that is even a bigger plus!

Three spelling errors, four misuses of punctuation, a run-on sentence, and enough clichés to embarrass even a C-level high-school student padding a three-page paper.

Thanks, but I'll pass. I don't play golf.