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Divorce is adding to Global Warming.
A study by Michigan State University has found that divorced couples are adding to the global warming phenomena. They discovered that "people who divorced used 73 billion kilowatt-hours more of electricity and 627 billion gallons of water than they would otherwise in 2005." How much time and money went toward this study of "global warming"?

Islamiphobia, an imaginary threat to the sensitive Muslim mind.
According to Investor's Business Daily, "In 2006, a whopping 66% of religiously motivated attacks were on Jews, while just 11% targeted Muslims, even though the Jewish and Muslim populations are similar in size. Catholics and Protestants, who together account for 9% of victims, are subject to almost as much abuse as Muslims in this country." Some of the abuse these Muslims were subjected to included the trampling of a flower bed outside a mosque. Somebody call CAIR, a sweet little daisy has been stepped on!

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Another reason to send your kid to Michigan State. Go Green and White!

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